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Here's to you, Mr Corporate Lawyer For Anheuser-Busch.

Who else can get a job like yours, sitting behind a computer surfing the web, looking for those little sites that may be infringing on the rights of your corporate tittie, that you suck hundreds of thousands of dollars off of a year.

But you are the "man"  because you saved them a couple hundred dollars by stopping a website that offered free advertising.

You, who are the super lawyer, who can convince the heads of the ad department that this is a good thing. And this makes you even a better corporate lawyer, because you can now charge Anheuser-Busch a couple more thousands of dollars to write a cease and desist letter to stop the site, and manage to piss off quite a few people who really did like the commercials and the product.

What an incredible lawyer you are, to be able to make the letter sound so important, and yet let the people who are reading the letter on the site understand that you believe they are idiots because you don't think they can tell the difference between the real AB site and Dud-light site.

You are amazing! So astute. How long did it take you to figure it out?
Yes, here's to you, Mr. Corporate Lawyer. I lift my Molson Ice to you.



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