Bud Light Sucks


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We also wrote a letter after finding out we could no longer get a chuckle from their ads. I cant think of a better reward for advertising than to find it played free on other sites.

So in tribute here is a suggestion for a new ad:

Real men of greediness DUD light proudly presents real men of greediness.

Today we salute you Mr. Beer company lawyer (cue background singer)

Most lawyers suck, but you're special, you could make a porn star cry. (cue background singer:

Get that girl a tissue) Picked on in school, accused of being straight, you'll show them whose boss.

With the click of a mouse you can topple an entire marketing campaign. (cue female singers:

Click Click clickety Click) So crack open an ice cold Dud Light Mr. Mans man, but keep your seltzer chaser handy, beacuse to you beer is the hard stuff.


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