At first I was upset to discover that this site was no longer able to play these highly entertaining advertisements. However, as a few minutes passed, and I thought about it. I became more confused, and perplexed than anything else.
This seems to be some NEW and entirely DIFFERENT TYPE of stupid then I have ever encountered before. As I pondered this new breed of retardation, another thought came to me. that this decision was probably made after careful consideration.
Which means they weren't even flippantly stupid. they put THOUGHT into being stupid. The more I thought about the whole situation, the more perplexed I became. If they are truly trying hard, and yet still turning out with such idiotic results..
How on earth did they even find these genius advertisers that made these jingles? I tried to think about it more, but I'm afraid that if I do, I may somehow become infected by this strange new type of stupid that no one has ever seen before, so I simply gave up, and moved on with my day.