Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
(Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer)
When tinsletown and broadway said no, the cruise ship said yes.
You may never get your star on Hollywoods walk of fame
but, you do get free access to the salad bar.
(Pretty, crunchy croutons).
Your peppy numbers bring the audience to its feet,
which is impressive because most of them use walkers.
Your motto, the show must go on, and on, and on.
So, crack open an ice cold budlight oh Prince of the Portholes
You can swab our poopdeck anytime
(You can swab our poopdeck)