Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy
(Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy)
They say those who can't play, coach,
apparently those who can't coach, sit thirty rows back,
shirtless, shouting obscenities.
(that's right mother fu_ker)
Thanks to you, our team is armed with game winning tips
like catch the ball and throw it.
(shout it out now)
you stink, that sucks, what a bunch of losers,
not just catcalls but, subtle psychological ploys
to prod your team to victory
(reverse psychology)

So here's to you oh sultan of shouting,
because while there may be no I in team,
thanks to you, there is always and F and a U .

(FU)