MR. AIRLINE MEAL CHEF

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Airline Meal Chef.
(Mr. Airline Meal Chef)
Nothing relaxes a diner like a pleasant discussion of safety procedures should the restaurant suddenly fall out of the sky.
(Oh nooooooooo!)
Chicken or beef, chicken or beef? Chicken? We're out, here's the beef.
(Still tastes like chicken)
Who ordered the heart healthy meal? Probably not the guy who ordered the seatbelt extender.
(Excess Baggage)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Sultan of the Salisbury. Even though we are crammed in coach, our meals are first-class.
(Mr. Airline Meal Chef)