MR. BASKETBALL COURT SWEAT WIPER UPPER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
(Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper)
You'll do anything for courtside seats, even if it means moping another man's sweat off the floor
(Smelly man sweat)
Superstars may fall, but superstars don't wipe up sweat after they fall... You do that.
(whoooooooa)
While they soak up the glory, you soak up pretty much everything else (Super absorbent) Their shoes aren't sweaking until your towell's a reeking. (Peee- Yeww)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O' Prince of perspiration, because we know a champion when we smell one.
(Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper)