Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
(Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner)
No walks, no barking, no picking up poop, just the remote chance it might strangle you
(Oooooh)
Sure dogs are faithful companions, but can they swallow a sheep whole?
(totally awesome)
It's not as creepy as a tarantula, but you probably have one of those too.
(one big happy family)
and best of all, it doesn't hurt the social life to be known around town as the guy with the giant snake.
(96 inches)
So crack open a Bud Light Mr. Slither, we'd like to shake your hand, but first put away your snake.

(Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner)