Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater.
(Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater )
Shunning the convenience of modern, inline skates,
You prove that real men do it on eight,
pink polypropylene wheels.
(Pretty pink wheels)
The crouched, one leg extension, the squatted spin,
every move as tight as your shorts.
( Giddy up cowboy )
Yes, your station is tuned to all disco, all the time.
And bravely, so is your haircut.
(Very foxy)

So crack open a nice cold budlight,
Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater.
And know that we fully support real, artistic expression.
But enough about that, lets roller skate!
(Mr. Boombox Carrying Roller Skater)