Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you Mr.. bowling shoe giver outer
(Mr.. bowling shoe giver outer)
your tireless efforts keep our shoes comfy and sanitized with mountain freshness
(mountain freshness!)
instinctively, you match left shoe with right
(left right left right)
carefully placing each pair in it's own tiny shoe house
(check the number on the back)
one wrong move, and we're on the fast train to blisterville
(ooh yea!)
is he a nine and a half, or a ten?
(woh, yea)
you know. why? because you're Mr.. bowling shoe giver outer
(we couldn't bowl without you)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mister, and know it's no accident that those shoes are red, white, and blue.
(no we couldn't bowl without you)