Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman.
(Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman)
Slick back hair, a sharksin suit, aligator boots,
You cultivate a look that oozes, trust me.
(I think that I could trust you)
You stand behind every car that you sell.
Because if you stood in front and,
the brakes failed, You'd be crushed.
(You better watch out now)
Oil leak? What oil leak? That puddle in the car
is just sweat, from all that horsepower.
(Let the horses out now)
So crack open an ice cold budlight,
Mr. Peddler of the sheet metal.
Because when life hands you lemons,
you sell them.
(Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman)