Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter
(Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter)
Brushing aside such follies as work and family,
You wisely adopted carbo counting as your primary past time.
(I'm CRAZY for carbos)
From breakfast through dinner you tirelessly record every precious carb
Hoping it may all add up to your target number... ZERO
(Hold on to your dream now)
Was that artichoke you ate 13.5 carbs or 13.6? Better look it all up while you help yourself to another package of bacon.
(I like it crispy)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Count of Monte Carbo
Because the only thing better than meat and potatoes, is meat and meat
(Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter)