Mr. Cargo Pants Designer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
(Mr. Cargo Pants Designer)
You finally gave us what we wanted, the military look without all that bothersome drilling, marching and shooting.
(a fashion victory)
Is that a banana in your pocket? YES.. and an orange, and a pocket comb
and an extra set of keys, and my sun glasses
(totally prepared now)
How many times have you been in a restaurant, and thought man, I wish I'd brought my own jar of mayonaise? Now you can..
(YEEAAHH!!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Prince of the Pockets
Some may fill your shoes, but no one can fill your pants.
(Mr. Cargo Pants Designer)