Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
(Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer)
Because when we are jonesing for carpet,
we're jonesing for it, right now.
(Totally jonesing)
Thanks to you, we have absolutely no problem buying carpet,
over the phone, sight unseen.
(Just pick up the phone)
A near miracle, an entire basement
Wall to wall shag in less time than it takes to order a pizza
(I love pepperoni)
Your motto, if your a payin', I'm a layin'
(oh yeah!)

So, crack open an ice cold budlight King of the carpet men,
you not only go the distance for us, you do it wearing knee pads.
(Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer)