Mr. Centerfold Retoucher

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Centerfold Retoucher.
(Mr. Centerfold Retoucher)
Your incredible talent takes gorgeous women and,
somehow makes them gorgeouser.
(mojo mojeoso)
Breasts bigger, moles smaller, mustaches gone.
(your'e a star)
Thanks to you, hot wax is a thing of the past
and, working out is for suckers
(ancient history)
Any artist can say their work is in a gallery, but how many
can say their work is stuffed under
mattresses around the world?
(your'e gonna go buy it)
So crack open an ice cold budlight, oh Davinci of the derrier.
Because thanks to you , we can enjoy real
beauty the way we like it,
completely fake.
(Mr. Centerfold Retoucher)