Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
(Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer)
Like a bullhorn, your cologne announces your every arrival,
four blocks before you get there.
(Here he comes now)
Here a splish, there a splash, everywhere a splish splash,
You don't stop till every square inch of manhood is covered.
(Everywhere a splish splash)
Overslept and haven't got time to shower?
Not to worry, you've got four gallons of cologne
and, a plan.
(Pour it on)

So, crack open an ice cold budlight Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer,
because we think, we smell a winner.
(Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer)