Mr. Company Computer Guy

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Company Computer Guy
(Mr. Company Computer Guy)
You are the ruler of RAM, the guru of the Gigabyte,
the monster of the memory.
(Show me the way)
When we screw up the boot up, you are there.
Without you, computers would Mega Bite.
(Megabyte).
The countless hours we spend surfing the internet,
and accidentally stumbling on porn sites,
would instead, be spent working.
(Working for the man)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight Mr.Company Computer Guy
For it's you who keeps our logons logging, and are hard drives hard.
(You've got to see this po.rn site)