mr. supermarket deli meat slicer

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. deli meat slicer
(mr. supermarket deli meat slicer)
to feed america's hunger, you stand dangerously close to a buzzsaw, armed only with a salami
(just you and your salami)
behind your glass fortress you quickly fill orders as shoppers shout "hey, i was first"
(take a number please)
and no matter what you're slicing, from bologna to liverworst, you always hit your mark: one tenth of an ounce over
(slice slice slice just the way i like it)
so crack open an ice cold bud light oh master slicer, and remember, when someone asks "who cut the cheese?", you can proudly say "it was me."
(mr. supermarket deli meat slicer)