Mr Discount Airline Pilot Guy

MR DISCOUNT AIRLINE PILOT GUY

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy.
(Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy)
Your minimal experience flying a plane will never land you at a reputable airline. Luckily, you don't work for one.
(Look at me I'm flying)
Sure, we're concerned for our lives, just not as concerned as saving nine bucks on a round trip to Fort Myers.
(Oooooooooh!)
The most direct route to Houston? Through Fort Lauderdale with layovers in Detroit, Vancouver, and Kalamazoo.
(I can't feel my legs)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O’ Skipper of the Skies. You put the “fly” in fly-by-night operations.
(Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy)