mr. fake tattoo inventor

bud light presents: real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. fake tattoo inventor
(mr. fake tattoo inventor)
thru the miracle of hypoallergenic adhesives, you transform us from mild mannered accountant into roadhouse biker hooligan
(hooolgian!)
be it screaming skull, or thrashing tiger, you've got a temporary alter-ego for any occasion
(flaming dragon!)
what else says "i love you, mom" like a heart with a sword through it?
(you know i love you momma!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. fake tattoo inventor guy. we may not have been born to ride, but thanks to you, we can feel like.
(thank you mr. fake tattoo inventor!)