Mr. Professional Figure Skater

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Professional Figure Skater
(Mr. Professional Figure Skater)
While lesser men strapped on skates and, played hockey,
You donned skin tight leotards and, a teeny cowboy hat,
and learned figure eights.
(going round and round)
You practiced and practiced, hoping, knowing, someday,
You'd be good enough to wear a giant puppet costume
and, skate in an ice show.
(Welcome to the big time)
Skate perfectly and, your'e a crowd pleaser.
Mess up and fall on your but and, your still a crowd pleaser.
(OOOHH)
So crack open an ice cold budlight, oh titan of the tights,
You may never wear a medal but, sequins are shiny too.
(Mr. Professional Figure Skater)