mr. giant foam finger maker

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. giant foam finger maker
(mr. giant foam finger maker)
without you, our teams would be in six or seventh place and feel as if they were in sixth or seventh place
(can you feel it)
carefully, you craft uncanny representations of actual human hands
(so big so real)
so that we may wave them annoyingly in the faces of our rivals
(in your face)
they're enormous, yes, yet one size fits all. brilliant.
(raise em to the sky now)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. foam finger maker, and know we speak for sports fans everywhere when we say, "no, you're number one".
(mr. giant foam finger maker)