mr. fortune cookie fortune writer
bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. fortune cookie fortune writer
(mr. fortune cookie fortune writer)
most writers leave their wisdom in a book, you leave yours in a cookie
(crunchy cookie!)
sure they taste good, but it's the information you provide that we're really hungry for
(love is round the corner)
though your tablet is small, your message never is
(show me the way)
of course the moo shu pork and the egg foo young fill our bellies; it's your inspiration that keeps us well nourished
(yum yum yum yum egg foo young)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. fortune cookie fortune writer, because when you say our luck is about to change, we believe you.
(we believe you!)