Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor
(Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor)
The time honored game of golf, is the sport of kings
And kings, don't play with dirty balls.
(don't play dirty)
Because of you, we can give our balls a
sudsy tumble at every tee.
The result, clean shiny balls,
every time we whack 'em.
(flying high)
Drive after drive, putt after putt, hole after hole,
our dimpled balls stay clubhouse clean.
(keep on drivin')
So crack open an ice cold budlight,
Mr. Launderer on the links.
You are in our thoughts every time we jiggle our balls.
(Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor)