Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer.
(Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer)
It takes a real, fashion pioneer to know some things,
never go out of style. Like facial hair
from the eighteenth century.
(style improvale )
With a little wax and a twist of your fingers,
your'e an instant man about town.
You may not be civil war general,
but with a handlebar mustache,
even a simple computer programmer
can rally the troops.
(tally ho)
Heaven knows, we would'nt be
caught dead with one, but it looks good on you.
So crack open an ice cold budlight,
oh soup straining friends.
And know that if you keep wearing it,
we'll keep staring at it.
(Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer)