MR. MAJOR HIGHWAY LINE PAINTER
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Major Highway Line Painter
(Mr. Major Highway Line Painter)
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel, da Vinci had his Mona Lisa, and you, you've got route 22.
(It's a long a lonely road)
Armed with a brush, 10,000 gallons of yellow paint, and a whole lot of drop cloths, you work your magic.
Most painters worry about the subtle play of light and shadow, you just worry about getting hit by a truck.
(Watch out now!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light
Toulouse of the turnpike, when it comes to great art, your work kicks asphalt.
(Kick some major asphalt.)