Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
(Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon)
Great actors are born, not made and,
when they are born, with a big,
fat, honking shnoz. You are there.
(Doctor can you help me?)
It's a tough town that demands talent and,
talent can't be bought, but a huge set of
distracting knockers can.
(Big giant knockers).
A snip here, a nip, a tuck, another snip,
It takes less time to cut a major motion picture
than it does a major movie star.
(That's Hollywood)
So, crack open an ice cold budlight
Mr. fake movie star maker
You take the suck out of lyposuction.
(Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon)