MR. HOT STOCK TIP GIVER OUTER
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Hot Tip Stock Giver Outer
(Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer)
Why go to a professional analyst when we can get inside information from your brother-in-law's, sisters fourth cousin's stepfather.
(On your mother's side)
Sure, you may know absolutely nothing, but we know even less.
(Big, big, big old dummy)
Your motto, buy low, sell low.
Get other people to buy low and sell low.
(Keep hope alive)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Titan of the Tip.
Although you're always wrong, you'll always be our Mr. Right.
(Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer)