MR. HUMUNGOUS PUMPKIN GROWER GUY

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Humungous Pumpkin Grower Guy
(Mr. Humungous Pumpkin Grower Guy)
Anyone can grow a regular sized pumpkin, but only a man with lots and lots of free time can grow a giant super-humungous pumpkin.
(That's not natural.)
The only thing more enjoyable than seeing a humungous pumpkin.. seeing the local hoodlums take a baseball bat to it.
(Smash, smash, smash it up.)
What's for dinner? Pumpkin pie... everyday for the next 17 months.
(Gonna need some whipcream)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Guru of the Gourd, and while you're at it, cut me a piece of humungous pie.
(Mr. Humungous Pumpkin Grower Guy)