MR. JEAN SHORTS INVENTOR
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor
(Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor)
People insisted that jeans were just pants, apparently those people underestimated your out-of-the-box thinking
(A fashion trail blazer)
Casual enough for a BBQ, formal enough for a family reunion, your multi-dimensional creation handles both duties with ease
(You just said DOODY)
And what should we call your ground breaking achievement? How about Jorts?
(We really love your jorts)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Jorts Inventor, if fashion's a war, you're fighting dirty.
(Mr. Jorts Inventor)