MR. MAIL ORDER BRIDE ORDERER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer.
(Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer)
Some men flip through a catalog looking for furniture, you flip through a catalog looking for someone to CLEAN the furniture.
(I don't do windows!)
Nothing says "I will love you forever" like a quick swipe of a credit card at the altar.
(What's your payment plan?)
Women wait their whole lives for a man to say, "I do." In your case, “I do ... agree to pay the sum of 3000 American dollars .”
(Let's talk annulment)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Catalog Casanova. Your spouse may be full price, but you'll always be our better half.
(Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer)