MR. DEPARTMENT STORE MANNEQUIN DRESSER UPPER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper.
(Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper)
You live the ultimate fantasy: spending your days surrounded by naked women who never speak.
(Living the dream)
Wooden nubs, plastic no-no's, artificial who-ha's, you've handled more fake female parts than a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.
(They sure feel real)
Your hours are flexible ... even better, so are the women you are undressing.
(Ooooooh!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Mac Daddy of the mannequins. When it comes to undressing fake women, you're the real man.
(Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper)