Mr Moped Sooper Upper

MR MOPED SOOPER-UPPER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Hawaiian Style)
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Moped Sooper Upper.
(Mr. Moped Sooper Upper)
Any tourist can rent a crummy bicycle with an engine, but only you have the moxy to put a V-twin on it and fly up Diamond Head without a helmet.
(YEAH!)
Is that a volcano erupting? No, it's just your muffler.
(Mine's louder than yours)
You take an under-powered piece of junk and turn it into an over-powered piece of junk.
(Get my motor running)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Maestro of the Motorbike. We'd sing your praises, but with that muffler, you couldn't hear us.
(Mr. Moped Sooper Upper)