Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
Today, we salute you, Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
(Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy)
Never in the history of cinema
Have so many done so little for so many
(You're a star)
Anybody can pay 8 bucks to see a movie
But only a true artist can be paid 8 bucks to be in a movie
(Shiny shiny star)
Snotty lead actors need lines, direction, motivation
Not you, you sit on your butt perfectly in scene after scene
(That's Hollywood)
A true pro, you're always focused
Even if you're seldom in focus
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light Mr. Nobody
Because you're not just anybody
You're a paid anybody
(I don't recognize you)