MR. PARADE FLOAT DRIVER

Bud Light Presents - Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Parade Float Driver
(Mr. Parade Float Driver)
Real men don't drive shiny sports cars.
Real men drive old school bus chassis covered in papier machet, pansies
and puppets.
(slow and easy)
Why? Chicks dig floats!
Just ask the Carson County Pork Queen waving from the back end.
(lovely pork queen)
You drive with sweaty palms.
One wrong move from you and Paul Tilley's Olde Tyme Barbershop Quartet
is history
(Oooohhhhhhh!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you thoroughbred of the thoroughfare.
When it comes to parades, you really float our boat.
(Mr. Parade Float Driver)

Lyrics provided by Arik (Thanks!)