MR. PET TOY DESIGNER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Pet Toy Designer
(Mr. Pet Toy Designer)
Nothing keeps puppy from chewing our $100 shoes like $400 worth of little squeaky rubber shoes.
(Squeakity squeak now)
The ham chop, the dog phone, the kookie cucumber... all incredibly lifelike when viewed by a unintelligent, color-blind animal.
(I'm nobody's fool)
There's not a toy you make that dogs don't love, but then again, they also eat their own poop.
(eat their own poop)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O'Champion of the chew toy, after all, isn't it time someone threw you a bone?
(Mr. Pet Toy Designer)