Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
(Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor)
Because of you, we will never be lost in middle of a dense forrest without a little plastic toothpick... again.
(won't get lost again)
What's that bulge in my pocket?
It's my knife, and my tweezers, and my scissors, and my spoon, and my bottle opener, and my fish scaler
(take it to the max)
and my leather awe, and my corkscrew, and my nail file, and my paring knife, and my hasp.
(What's a hasp?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
Because you make our pockets bulge humongously.. with pride
(Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor)