mr. inspirational poster writer
bud light presents: real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. inspirational poster writer
(mr. inspirational poster writer!)
without you, how would we ever know that today, not tomorrow or last thursday, is the first day of the rest of our lives?
(starting right now!)
you ask us to "take it one day at a time" and remind us "turkeys flock, but eagles soar alone."
only you could turn a picture of a kitten doing chin-ups into something more than cuddly. you make it inspiring.
(believe in yourself!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light oh poet of the poster. you try very hard, to make us try very very hard.
(thank you thank you thank you!)