Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
(Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor)
Never before has one man done so much with so little.
(lift'em up higher)
From mosquito bites, pimples and pancakes,
to melons, mountains and major league yabbos,
an engineering feat so brilliant,
it can only be described as va va va voom!
(va va voom)
Thanks to you, even a ninety year old grandmother,
can go from A to double D in a single bound.
(What's your number granny?)

So, crack open an ice cold budlight oh hoister of the hooter,
because when it comes to the bust, your the best.
(Thank you, Thank you, Thank you)