mr. major league infield raker

bud light presents: real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. major league infield raker
(mr. major league infield raker)
your precision movements and split second timing keep America's infields safe for play, and covered with cool swirly designs
(swirly designs!)
millions watch as you weave your standard issue rake inches from the bag, then skillfully switch to the more advanced woven metal thing on a chain
(woven metal thing!)
yeah it has a name, but we wouldn't understand. why? because we're not mr. major league infield raker
so crack open an ice cold bud light oh duke of dirt, because for every kid who wants to be a major league slugger, there's another who wants to be a guy with a rake
(infield raker guy!)