Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.
(Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy)
Though man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope.and sometimes a free mini-weenie.
(I love that freebie weenie!)
What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares! If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it.
(It's all good, baby!)
For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right.
(You're a star!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, titan of the toothpick, because you put the FREE in FREEDOM.
(Let it be free!)