MR. SUPERMARKET PRODUCE PUTTER OUTER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer.
(Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer)
You have perhaps the greatest job known to man: squeezing giant melons all day long.
(Love those squishy melons)
When women come in looking for squash, you say, "Perhaps I can interest you in my giant zucchini.”
(That ain't no zucchini)
Day in and day out, women step on your grapes, and you don't even flinch.
(Ooooooh!)
Is that a banana in your pocket? No, it's a Plantain.
(Muy, muy grande)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' King of the Cumquats, because if one guy has to fondle our plums, we're glad it's you.
(Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer)