Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Multi Colored Sweater Wearer
(Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer)
A squiggly, jiggly, mishmash of colors we wouldn't be caught dead in, but it sure looks good on you.
They say beauty's in the eye of the beholder. We say "whoever beholden that thing beholden one ugly sweater."
(keep holdin on!)
No, I wasn't dragged down the highway and my insides are showing, I'm wearing my new sweater.
(someone call a doctor!)
So, crack open a nice, cold Bud Light, Mr. Natty in his Knits. It may be just an ugly sweater, but it sure is an ugly sweater.
(Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer.)