MR. TINY DOG CLOTHING MANUFACTURER

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
(Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer)
Great men ask the tough questions,
"Where did we come from?", "What is gravity?", "How do you help a Schnauzer through a fashion Crisis?
(Smashing fashion)
You see no irony in designing a thick fur coat for an animal born with a thick fur coat.
(It's warm in here)
A dog licking himself? Disgusting.
A dog licking himself in an argyle sweater? Adorable.
(smooch on the pooch)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light O Purveyor of the Pooch
They may be just dumb animals, but thanks to you, they'll always be smartly dressed.
(Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer)