Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
(Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter)
When the evening calls for 5 groomsmen
in identical robins egg blue, double breasted,
You are there.
(It's your wedding day)
Last night, little Jason Weinstein had the slow dance of his life
in the exact same pants I am now wearing.
(Lucky Jason Weinstein)
Any shmo can wear a suit, but, only a gentleman
can pull off a canary yellow set of tails with a matching tophat.
(Your'e a star!)

So, crack open an ice cold budlight Titan of the Tux,
because a classy event always, always calls for rented clothes..
(Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter)