mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer

bud light presents real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)
while lesser designers would shy away from putting 300 pound men in spandex, you embrace it
(yes you do)
pushing fashion to its limits, literally, you pair tights with a cape, a leotard with a mask, leather boots with a thong
(ooh, lookin good)
all understated ways of saying "i'm going to rip your head off, and look fabulous doing it
(ripping off heads)
so crack open an ice cold bud light mr. pro wrestling wardrobe guy, because without you, a man crushing another man's head in his arms would just look silly.
(mr. pro wrestling wardrobe designer)